TABLE OF CONTENTS

Initial Ramble

Foreword Part 2

Foreword Part 3

Briefly About Teekkari Village

1. My arrival at Otaniemi in Wappu. Teekkaris' brick voluntary works.
2. All-night Vappu Serenade
3. Inauguration Of Teekkari Village
4. The Bunkhouse Restaurant Disappears Overnight
5. The Pain Sister Competitions Begin
6. I Eat My Fur Cap
7. The Visit Of The Parliamentary Finance Committee
8. Midsummer Celebrations
9. The Health Center Is Established
10. Wildlife in Otaniemi
11. Eel
12. Python Snake
13. Our Bus Sulo Riento Liukas
14. With The Trojan Car During The General Strike
15. Order In The Village
16. A Construction Supervisor Runs Amok In Our Village
17. A Driller Passes Out To Our Rantasauna
18. The Testing of Hoses Of Our Fire Truck Suihku-Siwiä
19. The 204 Centimeter Long Annual Ball Guest Of THS
20. Teekkaris Of Toronto And Inaugurations Of The Rantasauna
21. The Caledon Canoe
22. Collection Of Waste Paper For Hungary
23. Nurses' Gifts. Different Types Of Competition
24. Pentti Kerola And Rubber Rope Sling
25. Our Truck NALLE PUH Is Baptised
26. The Fire Truck SUIHKU-SIWIÄ Gets New Tires
27. ESCAPADES. J.L. Runeberg And The Vicar Of Kihniö
28. Welding A Cow To The Gate Of Council Of State
29. Goats Of The Village: Maija And Teemu
30. The 5th Anniversary Bang Of The Village With Progressive Models
31. Pile Driving Of The River Kwai
32. Olympic Summer 1952
33. The U.S. Football Team At Rantasauna
34. RWBK's Fire Alarm And Other Hot Events
35. Midwife Congress
36. Bolterabend Teekkari's Foot Is Put In Plaster
37. I Was A Pancake A.D. 1882
38. Otaniemi Winegrowers
39. Anastasia Mikojan Visits Servin Mökki
40. A Partition Wall Which Was Masoned Into Its Place And Other Decorations
41. Onni Vaara And The Canadian Maple
42. TKY Board's Exchange Ceremonies At Old Poli
43. This Is Not The Soup Of A White Man
44. My Inherited Sofa's Incineration
45. Canoe Relays On Floora's Day To Helsinki
46. Gardener Helling Donates 5,000 Flower Bulbs
47. The Central Radio Was Fixed With Voluntary Work
48. The Police College Invades Otaniemi
49. Teekkari Paid For The Window In Advance
50. Arvilommi's Dormitory Burned It's Table For Emotional Reasons
51. The Voluntary Construction Works Of Otagorsu When There Was Enough Beer
52. Chapel's Baking Oven In Heavy Use. I Was Thought To Be Jesus
53. The Bad Luck Of The Thieves of Servin Mökki
54. TKY's Board Tests Servi's Alarm Devices
55. Rantasauna's Alarm Devices And Teekkari Veisterä's Bachelor Party
56. Dipoli's Felling Voluntary Work
57. Teemu Teekkari With A Balloon To The Sky
58. The "Jämerä's Eye" Statue Appears To Otaniemi
59. Rector Jaakko Rahola Gets Lost In His Own University Building
60. Train Escapade Into Seven Cities
61. An Escapade At The Lappeenranta Brewery
62. Paavo Nurmi Statue On The Wasa Ship
63. The Honor Molkku of The Cavemen
64. The TKY Board Visits The Atomic Cave And A Bum
65. A Miraculous Spring In The Atomic Cave
66. Ohm Sausage Preparation Instructions
67. A Technical Test In A Rainwater Pipe
68. I Turn 50 Years
69. Prestige Gifts I Have Received From Teekkaris
70. Teekkaris Carry Their Own Gate
71. A Bolterabend Teekkari Was Left Alone On The Train Naked
72. Teekkaris Begin To Participate In Municipal Life
73. Espoo Turns 500 years. "A Million" For TKY
74. TKY Representative Council's First Elections
75. Country's Pigs And The National Coalition Party
76. Pekka Tarjanne's Wedding
77. Hamburg Technical Fair And RWBK
78. The First T-night At Dipoli. Koff Provided
79. A Race On Nocturnal Ice
80. A Teekkari Was About To Become A Film Slide
81. Lauri Ate The Bread
82. The Glass Master's Herring Came To Rantasauna
83. An Acting Bum In Heating Ducts
84. A Juridical Person = 3.5 Million Finnish Marks
85. Two Peace Congresses At The Same Time
86. Sock Whirs And I Was Smashed
87. French Women And Dutch Sailors On The Sauna Beach
88. Radio License Inspection
89. The PLH Required To Each Point Of Central Radio A Separate License
90. I Got A Gold Watch From The Village's Teekkaris
91. DIPOLI Birth Pains
92. President Urho Kaleva Kekkonen In Dipoli. Starting Of The Pinecone
93. With Pekka Tarjanne In Chalmers
94. The Current King Of Sweden Receives A Record From RWBK
95. A Princess of Denmark In Otaniemi
99. A British Teekkari Jäynä
100. A tram was welded to the rails in Chalmers
101. Hands Up From Antero Salmenkivi
102. Birth Of DIPOLIINA
103. Free Call Abroad From Village
104. TES-TV Begins It's Broadcasting At The Electricity Department's Attic
105. Vappuhappening At TES-TV
106. A Teekkari Was Shot From The Village Chimney Into Space
107. Vappucheck Of Tutsa
108. Servi's Maija's Sausage Making World Championship
109. Doora Took Ossi Out
110. Plum Spirits Of The Chinese Embassy
111. Poli's Hostess Is Caught From Beer
112. UKK Had Also Wait For His Cocktail At Dipoli
113. The Birth Of The Name DIPOLI
114. Dipoli's First T-evening, Little Christmas Party, And New Year
115. Jäynäsouls Of Police College. Katila, Aas, Muni
116. Our First Attack On the Police College
117. From The Police College To The Midwifery College
118. In Handcuffs To Police Saunasitsit. Button From My Collar
119. Knut Aas Brought Me Female Police Officers
120. We Send A Gift Package To The Police College
121. Battle Of The Police Jump Board. We Exchange Eloranta For A Fire Truck
122. A Cottid To Police Counselor Eloranta
123. Police Students Redeem Our Beer Cart From KOP
124. Police Students Infiltrate Their Own Otahuuto To The Village
125. We Present Our Dipoli To The Management Of The Police College
126. A Trial Organized By The Police At The Police College
127. The Top Police Leadership Drives With Porsches In The Atomic Cave
128. List Of Gifts Given By The Police
129. The Reign Of Colonel Lyytinen In Teekkarikylä
130. Restaurant Luolamies Opening With Three Strippers
131. Fish Rooster Cellar And Banjos Of Hinterland
132. Tintero's Graduation Lasted About Two Weeks
133. The Host Of Tippavaara Visits The Village
134. Dipoli's Number Of Customer Seats And Alcohol Drinking Areas
135. Dipoli Open Overnight With Cocktail Vending Machine
136. Parties At Servi Without Permission - I End Up To Magistrate's Court
137. Church Bell Outside My Window
138. My Farewell Party From Otaniemi In 1969
139. I Turn 60 On April 2, 1975. Irma Organizes Parties
140. The Basic Pension Begins To Flow From 2.4.1980. Irma Is Involved Again In The Game
141. Afterword Of The 1st Edition
142. Littu Ready For Teekkari Village's 50th Anniversary In 2002
143. A Grousing Poem From 1952
144. The Original Operating Idea Of The Pinecone Statue
145. NARI-SAUNA Was Created In 6 Hours
146. IMM-Machine. International Money-Meter
147. The UFO Idea Of The Century Went Wrong. ÄPY ÄINÄ ETC.
148. We Did Our Best For Congresses. DYNAMICS OF THE ATMOSPHERE
149. A Factory Concert Of RWBK
150. Inauguration Of The New Rantasauna 29.3.1985. MY SPEECH
151. The Teekkaris Filled My Apartment. My Name Is Michael Brown
152. Last Air Conditioned Room B 99 = Led Straight Out
153. To Notch Or Not To Notch
154. DIPOLI's Felling Voluntary Works And Maija's Home-Brew + Police
155. Dipoli Hallchain 1-4 Length 82 m Ml Järvinen World Championship 77
156. BRAHNU And ZEMALIS As Researchers Of Radioactive Radiation
157. My 70th Birthday
158. 1st National Jäynä Competitions In Vaasa 23-24.9.1986
159. Phases Of VAPPU ROWDINESS-LITTUS
160. Extracts From The Ota-Guinness List
161. The Greeting To World Championship Athletics (In English)
162. Other Distinguished Otanists Who Have Been Rewarded With Teekkari H.C. Title Plus With Teekkari Cap
163. I Am The only Pilot In the World, Who Has Done It
164. The Third Time Tells The Truth